Saturday, 1 November 2008
Quantum of Gordo.....
This weeks action......
With the premier of the new bond flick, 7 heads grace the green carpet. Currie and Rossi must be behind the iron curtain, deep in enemy territory as no amount of gadgetry from Q can contact them. Agent Doc defects back to Germany, Agent J is busy picking up a package from the airport.
Double-O's fully licensed to kill come in the form off Dougie, Gregor, Gordo, me , Raff and Foreign Agents Colin and Bernie Mac (Two satellites that passed the new MI5 screening policy).
OOColin slows plays 2 bullets in the Walther PPK , but Diamonds are Forever, or rather blow-jobs are Forever (ask OOGordo) as he walks into the flush.
"Do you expect me to talk" says French foreign agent Bernie-Mac..."No we expect you to Die!" as the good man falls foul and receives a lazer to the gonads before an early bath.
Gregor (more Nik-Nac than Double-O) sits back and lets OOSmokedog do all the work as an ill timed all in bluff sees me walking into a fulhouse from 67 off, proving that "he may be small..... but he is strong"
With the new white gloves received from Q, I set about dealing. With OORaff all-in with a Queen on the board and AQ in his hand, OODougster calls with QK. monster pot no help from the turn, before the river is flipped 2 taps on the index finger and a K is revealed. preventing OORaff from taking top spot in the league.
Three way, Nik-Nac tries to put an end to his run of bad form and does battle in Scaramanga's maze of mirrors with OODougie and OOGordo. Trash-talking Nik-Nak raises OOGordo off some earlier pots and pushes him again with top pair. 9 on the board with K9 in his hand. OOGordo who refuses to be bullied off it again, puts the index finger to the ear piece before calling with JQ. No help on the turn, but a double tap on the white gloves and it's for Queen and Country as OOGordo takes it down.
All in in the dark for NIk-Nak, no help comes as the trap door opens and into the pool of sharks he goes.
The two agents do battle, a win would see OODougie take the top spot in the league, whilst OOGordo looks for his first victory in the not so new casino.
Last time these two warriors did battle the duel lasted over and hour. A more efficient affair this time round and after 5 hands, with 652 on the board, 2hearts. OOD moves with 54 off. OOG calls with K7hearts. 3 on the turn gives OOD the straight, but with the river to come and a familiar finger to the earpiece and two taps on the glove from the dealer, the river brings a 4. OOGordo gets the higher straight.
A vodka martini (shaken not stirred) fro the victor and a Blue Wicked laced with poison for the runner-up.
With myself and Dougie now joint top.......
Till Next Week........
The names Dog.....Smoke Dog
With the premier of the new bond flick, 7 heads grace the green carpet. Currie and Rossi must be behind the iron curtain, deep in enemy territory as no amount of gadgetry from Q can contact them. Agent Doc defects back to Germany, Agent J is busy picking up a package from the airport.
Double-O's fully licensed to kill come in the form off Dougie, Gregor, Gordo, me , Raff and Foreign Agents Colin and Bernie Mac (Two satellites that passed the new MI5 screening policy).
OOColin slows plays 2 bullets in the Walther PPK , but Diamonds are Forever, or rather blow-jobs are Forever (ask OOGordo) as he walks into the flush.
"Do you expect me to talk" says French foreign agent Bernie-Mac..."No we expect you to Die!" as the good man falls foul and receives a lazer to the gonads before an early bath.
Gregor (more Nik-Nac than Double-O) sits back and lets OOSmokedog do all the work as an ill timed all in bluff sees me walking into a fulhouse from 67 off, proving that "he may be small..... but he is strong"
With the new white gloves received from Q, I set about dealing. With OORaff all-in with a Queen on the board and AQ in his hand, OODougster calls with QK. monster pot no help from the turn, before the river is flipped 2 taps on the index finger and a K is revealed. preventing OORaff from taking top spot in the league.
Three way, Nik-Nac tries to put an end to his run of bad form and does battle in Scaramanga's maze of mirrors with OODougie and OOGordo. Trash-talking Nik-Nak raises OOGordo off some earlier pots and pushes him again with top pair. 9 on the board with K9 in his hand. OOGordo who refuses to be bullied off it again, puts the index finger to the ear piece before calling with JQ. No help on the turn, but a double tap on the white gloves and it's for Queen and Country as OOGordo takes it down.
All in in the dark for NIk-Nak, no help comes as the trap door opens and into the pool of sharks he goes.
The two agents do battle, a win would see OODougie take the top spot in the league, whilst OOGordo looks for his first victory in the not so new casino.
Last time these two warriors did battle the duel lasted over and hour. A more efficient affair this time round and after 5 hands, with 652 on the board, 2hearts. OOD moves with 54 off. OOG calls with K7hearts. 3 on the turn gives OOD the straight, but with the river to come and a familiar finger to the earpiece and two taps on the glove from the dealer, the river brings a 4. OOGordo gets the higher straight.
A vodka martini (shaken not stirred) fro the victor and a Blue Wicked laced with poison for the runner-up.
With myself and Dougie now joint top.......
Till Next Week........
The names Dog.....Smoke Dog
